The Scary Call

The news just came down a couple hours ago -- Dirk's ex is not expecting. A test conducted on August 31 by the State of Missouri -- she's been extradited and sentenced there for probation violation -- came up "HCG negative." HCG is the hormone produced by the placenta and shows up in a pregnant woman's urine.

The specific circumstances surrounding what's been going on, we of the uninvolved and shamefully curious are never going to know for sure. Miscarriage? Possible. A false positive tripped by long-term birth control? Less likely, but possible.

The most likely scenario, of course, is Ms. Taylor lied through her teeth about the whole damn thing. I think there's going to be some held breaths until January or so, but that's pretty much where the scenario ends, if you're a Mavs fan.
-BJ

PS: Retraction and apology from the Huffington Post? I wouldn't bet on it.